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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

Posts Tagged "funeral" By Brbaldwin (43) Posts by anyone

Cheesy Jokes
Mar 1, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by Severnman
The inventor of the speedboat has died. There will be the funeral, followed by the wake.
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Aug 17, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Today I passed my exams to be a funeral director! Shame it’s a dying trade.
4 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Mar 30, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Dyl1983
I hate how most funerals are at 9 a.m. I’m not really a mourning person.
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Aug 24, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Attending the funeral of a close friend I thought I recognized a lady I had not seen in 25 years. I went up to her and said, "You look like Helen Black..." She replied and walked away, "You don't look so good in brown!"
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 18, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by noworry28
That old song.
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 11, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A woman sitting at her deceased husband's funeral. A man leans in to her and ask, "Do you mind if I say a word?" "No, go right ahead," the woman replies. The man stands and clears his throat, then says "Plethora" and sits back down. "Thanks," ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 10, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by HardBlues69
Did y'all hear that crazy ass clown McDonald killed Burger King in front of Popeyes over that woman Wendy? The funeral is at KFC. Y'all going? I'm taking the subway.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 1, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by steve148
I dream of a better tomorrow… where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, “You’re next.” They stopped after I started doing the ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 20, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by boatdude87
My ex-wife said that when I die, she will go the extra mile for my funeral...
5 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Sep 19, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by onlyif
Did you see a bagel?
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 11, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by JeffHickmott
What's the difference between mashed potato and pea soup? You can mash potato, but you can't....
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 23, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by steve148
Do any of you remember the national spinach scare several years ago? (It was tainted nation wide). All spinach was taken off the grocery shelves. for a week it wasn't available in the US. Well I just think we all missed an opportunity to kick ...
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Jun 10, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by IAmLove
A man living in Ireland lost his dog after many years. He was grieving. He went to talk to his priest about a service. The priest said...now Mike you know we can’t be doing a funeral service for a dog....go down the street to the ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 5, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by rwhenn
I was on Amtrak, seated in the dining car with two RC priests. They kept me in stitches for an hour. Example: "I'd rather do 80 funerals than one wedding. I have a 100% success rate with funerals."
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Cheesy Jokes
May 24, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
I refuse to work with compost, it's degrading
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Cheesy Jokes
May 14, 2018May 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen
I know someone who started a funeral home. It was quite an undertaking.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 10, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
Hat do you call a podium that eats people? Hannibal Lectern
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 19, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by Lukian
Three brothers are at their widowed father's funeral. When the last will and testament was read they found out that they each inherit an equal share of their father's cattle ranch as expected. A few months later they decide to change the name of ...
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Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....

Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie

Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.

Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this

Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….

Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”

Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…

Posted by mzeeany cheese welcome

Posted by MoravianEye catching.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaI'll go to my corner now.....

Posted by RetiredTime for something lighter. Looking for a 10 on the groaner scale.

Posted by noworry28Tense moment 😬

Posted by ZealandiaI’m sure I booked that seat…

Posted by ZealandiaHere’s an eyeful joke.

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