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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Posts Tagged "holiday" By Brbaldwin (43) Posts by anyone

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Oct 30, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Petter
I told my suitcase that this virus means we can't go on holiday this year. Now I'm having to deal with emotional baggage.
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Jun 6, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by Triphid
Poor old God has been in a bit of downer for the last 1,000 or so years, so the Angels have assembled and are offering him/her/it a few suggestions about taking a well earned Holiday. They go through the entire list suggesting places like Jupiter, ...
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May 22, 2020May 2020

Posted by Petter
Paddy, from Cork, was on holiday in Mojacar, Spain. He soon struck up a friendship with Paco, a local bar owner who could speak English, and spent many a happy evening evening there. One such evening he said to Paco that he enjoyed the craic in his ...
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Feb 14, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by 273kelvin
An acquaintance of mine is transsexual. It was a few years ago that she went to Holland for the final opp. In order to keep things private, she told everyone that it was a foreign holiday. I thought it was more acuate to say she was going to be ...
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Dec 6, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by Zealandia
I managed to get through to my solicitors today: "Good morning, Grabbit, Grabbit & Grabbit solictors." Could I speak to Mr Grabbit, please? "I'm afraid he's off sick today." In that case may I speak to Mr Grabbit? "Mr Grabbit is on holiday this ...
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Oct 3, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Umbral
No resurrection either. Wrong holiday.
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Sep 4, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
"Im going on holiday" "Where to?" "Labor day island" "Wheres that?" "Half way between Easter island and Christmas island"
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Aug 8, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by billy11
This guy is on holidays in Hong Kong, and was on a guided tour through a television factory. As he went around, he noticed a young girl soldering in the back of a T.V. set and said, "excuse me miss, what do you use for flux?". She said "plix"
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Jul 23, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by JeffHickmott
I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I tell you what, never again. - Tim Vine
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May 26, 2018May 2018

Posted by DJVJ311
Cliff Notes: Christianity
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May 12, 2018May 2018

Posted by Stevil
Little Johnny was in class and they were talking about the War in Iraq. The teacher asked the students if anyone they know had served in Iraq. A little boy raises his hand. The teacher says go ahead Timmy. My father was there and he won a medal! The ...
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May 10, 2018May 2018

Posted by TheAstroChuck
Please add to my list. Two men and one woman are stranded on a small island. What happens? If they’re Americans: the two men go over to one side and talk business. If they’re British: nothing since they haven’t been properly introduced. If ...
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May 9, 2018May 2018

Posted by artnerd
Two dyslexics are in a room when one says to the other,"Do you smell gas? "Smell gas?" The other says, " I can't even smell my own name."
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May 9, 2018May 2018

Posted by Leeshi
What did the tomato say to the mushroom? “You seem like a real fun guy.”
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Apr 29, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by Keith_J
Today I shocked the mailman when I opened the door and was completely naked. I’m not sure what surprised him most: my nudity, or the fact that I know where he lives.
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Apr 19, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
Favorite Spike Milligan joke A guy goes on holiday to Spain and when he gets back he finds that his flat has been burgled. They have taken absolutely everyg, furniture, pictures, light fittings, carpets etc, and replaced them with exact replicas. So ...
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Mar 18, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by RobH86
I went to a quarry the other day. I said to the guy that was there 'gosh thats a big rock', he said 'boulder', I said 'GOSH THATS A BIG ROCK'
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Mar 16, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by RobH86
The first time I spent the night at my girlfriends family's house, I found out how strict and traditional her familywere. Her father wouldn't let us sleep together in the same room. This was a shame, because he was a very attractive man
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Mar 12, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
Some days are like this...
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Mar 2, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by Doug
Three nuns, two Italian and one Polish, die in a car accident. They stand in front of the pearly gates with Saint Peter who had a dislike for Polish nuns. He desided to play a trick on her. "Before you can enter you will have to pass a simple ...
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