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Posts Tagged "holiday" By Brbaldwin (43) Posts by anyone

Oct 30, 2020Oct 2020

I told my suitcase that this virus means we can't go on holiday this year. Now I'm having to deal with emotional baggage.

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Jun 6, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by Triphid

Poor old God has been in a bit of downer for the last 1,000 or so years, so the Angels have assembled and are offering him/her/it a few suggestions about taking a well earned Holiday. They go through the entire list suggesting places like Jupiter, ...

Paddy, from Cork, was on holiday in Mojacar, Spain. He soon struck up a friendship with Paco, a local bar owner who could speak English, and spent many a happy evening evening there. One such evening he said to Paco that he enjoyed the craic in his ...

An acquaintance of mine is transsexual. It was a few years ago that she went to Holland for the final opp. In order to keep things private, she told everyone that it was a foreign holiday. I thought it was more acuate to say she was going to be ...

I managed to get through to my solicitors today: "Good morning, Grabbit, Grabbit & Grabbit solictors." Could I speak to Mr Grabbit, please? "I'm afraid he's off sick today." In that case may I speak to Mr Grabbit? "Mr Grabbit is on holiday this ...

No resurrection either. Wrong holiday.

"Im going on holiday" "Where to?" "Labor day island" "Wheres that?" "Half way between Easter island and Christmas island"

This guy is on holidays in Hong Kong, and was on a guided tour through a television factory. As he went around, he noticed a young girl soldering in the back of a T.V. set and said, "excuse me miss, what do you use for flux?". She said "plix"

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Jul 23, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by JeffHickmott

I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I tell you what, never again. - Tim Vine

Cliff Notes: Christianity

Little Johnny was in class and they were talking about the War in Iraq. The teacher asked the students if anyone they know had served in Iraq. A little boy raises his hand. The teacher says go ahead Timmy. My father was there and he won a medal! The ...

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May 10, 2018May 2018

Posted by TheAstroChuck

Please add to my list. Two men and one woman are stranded on a small island. What happens? If they’re Americans: the two men go over to one side and talk business. If they’re British: nothing since they haven’t been properly introduced. If ...

Two dyslexics are in a room when one says to the other,"Do you smell gas? "Smell gas?" The other says, " I can't even smell my own name."

What did the tomato say to the mushroom? “You seem like a real fun guy.”

Today I shocked the mailman when I opened the door and was completely naked. I’m not sure what surprised him most: my nudity, or the fact that I know where he lives.

Favorite Spike Milligan joke A guy goes on holiday to Spain and when he gets back he finds that his flat has been burgled. They have taken absolutely everyg, furniture, pictures, light fittings, carpets etc, and replaced them with exact replicas. So ...

I went to a quarry the other day. I said to the guy that was there 'gosh thats a big rock', he said 'boulder', I said 'GOSH THATS A BIG ROCK'

The first time I spent the night at my girlfriends family's house, I found out how strict and traditional her familywere. Her father wouldn't let us sleep together in the same room. This was a shame, because he was a very attractive man

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Mar 12, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

Some days are like this...

Three nuns, two Italian and one Polish, die in a car accident. They stand in front of the pearly gates with Saint Peter who had a dislike for Polish nuns. He desided to play a trick on her. "Before you can enter you will have to pass a simple ...

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