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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

Posts Tagged "marriage" By Brbaldwin (43) Posts by anyone

Cheesy Jokes
May 1, 2023May 2023

Posted by RobertNappi2
I know I'm overweight but I identify as skinny...So I guess that makes me Trans-Slender!!!
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 7, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by SKH78
What do you think of the Grand Canyon as a hole?
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Jul 10, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by boatdude87
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocaine during root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 19, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by HardBlues69
Damn it.. You know when babies were born the doctors would slap the baby on the ass to get it to start crying and breathing. But when the doctor's saw me they slapped my mother.
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 8, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by Lukian
ugh puns!..
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 20, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Two newlyweds quickly realized their marriage wasn't working and filed for a divorce. The judge asked them what the problem was. The husband replied, "In the five weeks that we've been together, we haven't been able to agree on a single thing." ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 4, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Therapist: "So why do you want to end your marriage?" Wife: "I hate the constant star wars puns." Husband: "Divorce is strong with this one!"
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 3, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by steve148
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music, and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. - Henny Youngman
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 9, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
What were the two words that could have saved Princess Diana's life? Hey Taxi!!
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 7, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
For breakfast, Shrek liked eggs ogre easy.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 31, 2018May 2018

Posted by Keith_J
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?
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Cheesy Jokes
May 26, 2018May 2018

Posted by Krypto-Knight
So an Italian immigrant and his new American wife go to marriage counselor. The counselor asks what their problem is. The wife says "He's always picking his nose, and when we make Love he refuses to let me be on top". The counselor asks the husband ...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 24, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 9, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by ebdb
During church the preacher asked the people what they wanted him to pray for. One man requested he pray for his hearing. The preacher spit on his finger, stuck it in the man's ear, and fervently prayed for the man for minutes. After, he said to the ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 8, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by Rudy1962
Hans and Ida have been married for forty years, so Fran asked Han the secret to a long marriage. Han replied, "Well, you know, you need to be sensitive to your partners needs. For example, ten years ago Ida said she missed the old country. So of ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 3, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by MikeEC
An old farmer and his wife are going to town on their mule-drawn wagon. After a bit, the mule stops. The farmer can't get it to move, so he gets out goes up to the mule shakes his finger and says "that's one." A short while later the mule stops ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 31, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by noworry28
Love and marriage.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 10, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by Jesusluvsu
A cruise ship wrecks out in the middle of the ocean and sinks. The only survivors are a man, a dog and a pig who eventually wash up on shore of a deserted island. They survive for months on the natural resources of the island and have formed a ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 6, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by RobH86
I just heard that Britians Fattest family managed to lose a combined total of 150 pounds last week. One of them died
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 26, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by TerriCity
Two pirates walk into a bar, each with a parrot on his shoulder. One pirate has a peg leg, the other a hook for a hand. The parrot on the left leans over to the one on the right and says "I'll bet my pirate can beat up your pirate..". You can ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 25, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Jameson
Okay I'm warning you this joke may be of bad taste. Ladies I apologize in advance, don't hate me okay. Here goes How many battered women does it take to change a light bulb? Just one if the bitch knows what's good for her.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 19, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Brbaldwin
Dam Fish A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attention, he is yelling, "Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!" A pastor hears this and asks, "Why are you calling them 'dam fish.'" The boy responds, "Because I caught these ...
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Posted by MoravianI think I have been conned

Posted by Moravianhorsing around

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....

Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie

Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.

Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this

Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….

Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”

Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…

Posted by mzeeany cheese welcome

Posted by MoravianEye catching.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaI'll go to my corner now.....

Posted by RetiredTime for something lighter. Looking for a 10 on the groaner scale.

Posted by noworry28Tense moment 😬

Posted by ZealandiaI’m sure I booked that seat…

Posted by ZealandiaHere’s an eyeful joke.

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