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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Posts Tagged "moral" By Brbaldwin (43) Posts by anyone

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Jan 3, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
"Are you single?" "No, I'm plural." "I mean are you free this Saturday?" "No, I'm rather expensive."
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Dec 15, 2019Dec 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A tall weather-worn cowboy walked into the saloon and ordered a beer. The regulars quietly observed the drifter through half-closed eyelids. No one spoke, but they all noticed that the stranger's hat was made of brown wrapping paper. Less obvious ...
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Mar 11, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by RobertNappi2
I call it a nightmare on Elm Street!!!!
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Jan 7, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by mzee
The temp had dropped, and a little bird in the grass was freezing. along came a cow and shit on him! the shit was warm, thawed him out and he started chirping. a cat heard him, dug him out and ate him. Moral of the story Those who shit on you are ...
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Jan 7, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by FrayedBear
Also known as the Donald Trump : Madison Avenue story. A turkey was chatting with a bull. 'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.' 'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my ...
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Dec 24, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
I just googled "Whats the best way to serve turkey?" and it came up "Join the Turkish army"
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Nov 24, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A confused young man was in a difficult situation. He couldn't decide whether to marry Kathryn or Edith. Even though he tried as hard as he could, he was unable to make up his mind. Not willing to give up either, he strung them along for far too ...
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Oct 22, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Umbral
Stealing someone's coffee cup is called mugging.
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Oct 17, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by HardBlues69
Guy comes up to the registration desk. I forgot what room I'm in? Oh no problem sir this is called the lobby!
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Sep 19, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic
An apple a day amounts to seven in a week.
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Sep 7, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by TerryBowen
Sorry, not sorry
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Jun 6, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
The sun was bright on a dry, cloudless morning, but later it waned.
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May 14, 2018May 2018

Posted by Sansdeus
Why can't naked bananas get a date? Because they lack a peel.
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May 14, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion
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May 11, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!
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Apr 19, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by ebdb
I totally freaked out my UPS driver today when I came to the door completely naked. Was she shocked by my nakedness or that I knew where she lived?
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Apr 12, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen
A duck goes into a drugstore and says, “I’d like some Chapstick, please; just put it on my bill.”
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Apr 7, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by phxbillcee
Happens every time...
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Apr 1, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen
Once upon a time there was a monastery in the Himalayas where the friars decided that to raise money for expenses they would run a flower shop. And they gathered unusual species from all over to grow in a greenhouse and sell in the shop. One day they...
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Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
MALE/FEMALE WORDS: REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female....A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male....A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
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Mar 7, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by RobH86
At school, all the kids used to push me around and call me lazy. I loved that wheelchair
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Feb 24, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by MrLink
Q: Do you know how to differentiate between an oral and rectal thermometer? A: One of them tastes like shit!
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Feb 23, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by RobH86
I was kicking my dog in the head the other day and then it turned around and bit me in the nuts. A friend said it was Karma, I said no, if anything it was even more angry
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Posted by noworry28Laws are laws 🤣🤣

Posted by MoravianI think I have been conned

Posted by Moravianhorsing around

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....

Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie

Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.

Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this

Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….

Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”

Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…

Posted by mzeeany cheese welcome

Posted by MoravianEye catching.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaI'll go to my corner now.....

Posted by RetiredTime for something lighter. Looking for a 10 on the groaner scale.

Posted by noworry28Tense moment 😬

Posted by ZealandiaI’m sure I booked that seat…

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