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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

Posts Tagged "sleep" By Brbaldwin (43) Posts by anyone

Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Jan 10Jan 10

Posted by Zealandia
I sleep like a baby. Every morning I wake up screaming around 2 o’clock.
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Oct 21, 2023Oct 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I’m trying to learn how to find a ripe avocado. It’s not that hard.
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Aug 2, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A guy runs into a bar and just starts jogging in circles around the interior with his eyes shut. "Holy crap! That's Bob, and I think he's sleep walking. Heck, he's sleep running!" the waitress exclaims to the bartender. "He sure is fast asleep," ...
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Aug 11, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I’ve just reset my password to DelicateLuggageHandler... I was told it had to be case-sensitive.
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Jul 9, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by Zealandia
Centred mindfulness…..
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Oct 25, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Me: I'm not saying a word without my lawyer present. Cop: You ARE the lawyer. Lawyer: So where’s my present?
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Oct 14, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A Veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked her all the usual questions... what were the symptoms, how long had they been occurring, etc. Suddenly, she interrupted him, "Hey look, I'm a Vet. I don't need to ask my ...
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Apr 29, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by RobH86
My girlfriends family are very religious. The first time I stayed at over at their families place, the dad wouldn't let us sleep together, which was a shame. He was a lovely looking bloke
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Dec 10, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by Pbpierson2
Religion is "Holy St"!
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Nov 3, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by HardBlues69
Bet cha can't guess. Lol
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Oct 30, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by RobertNappi2
Didn't quite know where to put this....
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Oct 10, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Bloodwork....
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Sep 21, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic
I'm an insomniac but I don't loose any sleep over it.
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Sep 14, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by HardBlues69
Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep? Because of his coffin.
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Jun 15, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by TheAstroChuck
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me ...
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May 17, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
Unbearable
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May 13, 2018May 2018

Posted by Doug
A friend asked me one day, "Do you ever have difficulty breathing when you wake up?" "Yes" "I mean the kind where you feel a weight pressing down on your chest?" "Oh, ya" "Well, what do you do about that?" "I just tell the cat she has to sleep at the...
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Apr 6, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by Tomfoolery33
Another one that cracked me up.
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Mar 30, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
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Mar 27, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by RonM1956
Having a bad day. I woke up bitchy this morning . And she likes to sleep in.
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Posted by noworry28Laws are laws 🤣🤣

Posted by MoravianI think I have been conned

Posted by Moravianhorsing around

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....

Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie

Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.

Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this

Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….

Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”

Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…

Posted by mzeeany cheese welcome

Posted by MoravianEye catching.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaI'll go to my corner now.....

Posted by RetiredTime for something lighter. Looking for a 10 on the groaner scale.

Posted by noworry28Tense moment 😬

Posted by ZealandiaI’m sure I booked that seat…

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