Me, at work today

EricTrommater comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Everywhere! Everywhere...

Back to the Jesus memes!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 23, 2018:

On the last one...he can't tell me what to do! I just got my supply of LP Simpson's Hentai Peanut Butter Porn!

Smoke 'em if you got 'em

EricTrommater comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Nihilism and the Hippocratic Oath don't mix.....

When you think you have made a good post but forgot how weird you are.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Poor choice of words...

Uh-oh

EricTrommater comments on Mar 23, 2018:

This post is bananas and fruit loops....well singular.

Why?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 23, 2018:

But did it work?

Gross

EricTrommater comments on Mar 23, 2018:

I had sex with his dog bed....so we're even.

Guess who!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 23, 2018:

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.

Back in the day when there were telephone booths..

EricTrommater comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Stingy fucker put a payphone in his front yard?

Where's a pin when you need one

EricTrommater comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Check out the fun bags in that dude!

Guess who!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 23, 2018:

He should have brought shot guns....

Damn it, doc!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Ain't nobody got time for an exam....

Better than Geico! &meme

EricTrommater comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Henry II was right. If the State doesn't tax the Church, the eventually the Church becomes the State.

You know my name...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Just like on Agnostic.com....

I am somebody!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 23, 2018:

He should try meming...it relieves existential pressure.

Knock, knock!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 23, 2018:

So he's a wolf and a sheep.

I need this plate.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Potatos and wine are fruits and vegetables?

I think this group formed about a month ago?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 23, 2018:

A lot of them are reposts..lol.

April 1st

EricTrommater comments on Mar 23, 2018:

B**** please! I have a mortgage.......

What?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 23, 2018:

So pretty much my ordinary day and night.....

My new drink

EricTrommater comments on Mar 23, 2018:

Tastes like privilege!

Tho an oldie, figured this may cheer Eric up a bit,... [youtube.com]

EricTrommater comments on Mar 22, 2018:

While handicapped people make handicapped faces...

Maybe he's depressed

EricTrommater comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Yet we are made of stardust....

May as well head on back to these little devils...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 22, 2018:

So many reposts...from the guy who calls everyone out for that!

Diets going well...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Plus free peanuts!

Wife skills

EricTrommater comments on Mar 22, 2018:

No!

And to my passengers I say youre welcome! I only sing when I alone!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Oh it'd be a duet!

One day

EricTrommater comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Or a garage to park it...

I wish my agent would call

EricTrommater comments on Mar 22, 2018:

I'm glad I don't have an agent who calls..... I haven't answered the phone in like 10 years and so I would have to tell them to text me.

X 100,000

EricTrommater comments on Mar 22, 2018:

A very ineffective form of birth control.....

With details

EricTrommater comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Seems pretty self-explanatory to me!

I've got my own problems

EricTrommater comments on Mar 22, 2018:

If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son.....

Too much sin, too little conversion.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 22, 2018:

And that is how the Spanish Inquisition started..... Who saw that coming?

So when your friend tells you the HOA in their/our community sent them a notice that their trash ...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Fight the power!

Yep

EricTrommater comments on Mar 22, 2018:

My English could use work...

Ummmm....

EricTrommater comments on Mar 22, 2018:

That poor starfish!

Ego

EricTrommater comments on Mar 22, 2018:

As long as my ID is intact!

Social media makes things so much easier

EricTrommater comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Online dating...literally.

I think these nudists are stoned

EricTrommater comments on Mar 22, 2018:

...and sin bleached

Honesty is the best principal

EricTrommater comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Meh! Too much work.

Hell seems nice.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 22, 2018:

There is one in Michigan too...it freezes over like 7 months a year.

Yes, she went there

EricTrommater comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Well that and the whole book would have been just rapists getting stoned....kind of like a Steely Dan album...yeah I went there....you know what you did Becker!

Just (L) the consistency (eye roll)

EricTrommater comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Thou shalt not quibble.

Holy Mary, Mother of the Elder ......

EricTrommater comments on Mar 22, 2018:

I love poetry.

In my day.....

EricTrommater comments on Mar 22, 2018:

When I was a kid Satan was still an angel and hadn't been cast down yet...

Brb running to KFC

EricTrommater comments on Mar 22, 2018:

17 herbs and spices!

Sorry, y'all

EricTrommater comments on Mar 22, 2018:

About that.....

WTF Canada?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Moose on the loose!

fatulence 2 bigger and more tasteless.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 21, 2018:

#4....I hate that picture of me.

Fatulence

EricTrommater comments on Mar 21, 2018:

#Fatulence

Fatulence

EricTrommater comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Loving the play on #!

I thought about putting this in "Silly, Random & Fun", but I thought Eric would get a kick out of ...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Show Me Your Genitals is still his masterpiece.....

THE Answer Wheel

EricTrommater comments on Mar 21, 2018:

I'd like to buy a vowel... Or at least some common sense.

Get it right

EricTrommater comments on Mar 21, 2018:

They are all ditherers anyway....

Gunning for the Truly Tasteless Trophy. (If it's not a g,it should be)

EricTrommater comments on Mar 21, 2018:

#Flatulence

Now this is what I call a room with a view!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 21, 2018:

They left the lid up..... A bad idea out in nature.

Coffee

EricTrommater comments on Mar 21, 2018:

It have to be at a much bigger cup.than that!

I’ve had a very “angry opossum” day

EricTrommater comments on Mar 21, 2018:

I'm going to have to Snopes that one!

Generational differences....

EricTrommater comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Damn kids today in their Snapchat in their oxycodone!

I don't know what do you want

EricTrommater comments on Mar 21, 2018:

I'm sure she looked at all the apples for at least an hour before she picked the right one.

Omg that's funny

EricTrommater comments on Mar 21, 2018:

I hope it's The Princess Bride I love that movie

True story

EricTrommater comments on Mar 21, 2018:

..... Me too and living off bread crumbs.

Mean old agnostics

EricTrommater comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Pat Robertson kind of looks like an Oompa Loompa in that photo.

What is that, a wildebeest in pain?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Nasel strips have saves so many marriages...

So, so screwed

EricTrommater comments on Mar 21, 2018:

...not screwed in a good way I assume, like the thoughts in your head are so hot you would be able to get laid almost immediately?

Most days

EricTrommater comments on Mar 21, 2018:

But I thought it was she who denies it supplies it? You just fessed right up?

Too many memes.... (See I didn't name anyone). (L)

EricTrommater comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Better use for the space anyway...

Shhh never tell

EricTrommater comments on Mar 21, 2018:

I'm fairly sure that there if there is a God he gave himself a pretty significant love rod.....

This little piggy

EricTrommater comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Delicious!

It's the real g

EricTrommater comments on Mar 21, 2018:

No such thing as a can't of beer....

Opossum memes

EricTrommater comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Me too...except the very small part.

So sad but true.. :(

EricTrommater comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Me at work....

Describe your love life in one word.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Fickle.

He could pass for a Chippendale dancer.. I'd throw him a buck or two.. :)

EricTrommater comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Stay Guillible my friends...

"Hi, I'm a scientist!" -licks rock.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 21, 2018:

That vagina looks just like a rock formation.

I'm gonna get ya

EricTrommater comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Genius!!!!!

More FB gold.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Platinum!

Me getting sick of snow

EricTrommater comments on Mar 20, 2018:

May I add: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

For all you Floridians, a PSA... Sex Offender Shuffle... [youtube.com]

EricTrommater comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Liked for rhyming Offender with Blender....not Admit with Convicted though.

Charlton, MA

EricTrommater comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Acme products are crap!

I ate him with some tuna fish and a nice bottle of Ciante....

EricTrommater comments on Mar 20, 2018:

So much wrong with this meme.....

Liar!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Pants on fire!!!!

Or non-memers!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Are you miserable darling?

This explains so much!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Poor Aussies!

Cops again.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Bad puns, bad puns, whatcha gonna do?

The original ending to Star Wars. SafetyFirst

EricTrommater comments on Mar 20, 2018:

So he had one eye instead of one hand?

Space, The Final Place That Isn't Earth, (or something like that)...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Did anyone else have to scratch their nose after the last ones subliminally planted it in their brains? Or was it just me?

Do you blame me?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Still counts!

Happens more than I care to admit.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 20, 2018:

I did this went to the Dollar Store when they were out of ibuprofen and I would kept thinking to myself oh my God they're going to think I'm so poor I have to steal from the dollar store.....

Meanwhile at forest preserves.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 20, 2018:

I just want someone to love me the way that dear loves leaves.....

A bit of a stretch

EricTrommater comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Cats and coke heads share a lot of common traits...

Kids!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 20, 2018:

They do push your buttons...

Bee cup bra

EricTrommater comments on Mar 20, 2018:

@BeeHappy would be happy...

Dogs rule ....crotch muppets drool.... --- posted for @IAMGROOT ;-)

EricTrommater comments on Mar 20, 2018:

I'm sold!

Over my cold, dead body.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Luckily, life is short...

Well...they're going to eat Tide Pods anyhow..... this is for you @IAMGROOT

EricTrommater comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Cruel but effective...

Junk..

EricTrommater comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Cuz it's a penis!

Yes please do! The only way to be...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Normal? What's that?

Because I hate paperwork and inane chatter and today is full of paperwork and inane chatter.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Da fuck?

Yes, it is, but,...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 20, 2018:

March is coming and going Lion like here...