You Won’t Believe What Obama Says In This Video! ? - YouTube

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Technology is getting to freaky for an old bastard like me

How do you try to have a positive impact on the world?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Try hard to not be an asshole

'Queer Disbelief' pairs atheists and LGBTQ communities as allies - Religion News ServiceReligion ...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Yup. Natural allies

How many Jimmy Dore and Kyle Kalinski fans do we have on here? I love their shows

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Right here

Did you smile today?!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Better to die

Long long long shot! Is there anyone here who falls into all catagories here: 1) you live in ...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

I'll drink to that

He has spoken....or Tweeted.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Yuppers puppers

Morning coffee and memes.....

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Or strong and bitter

Disband NASA now....we can't it.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Lol

EVERY body is, if you believe.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

If the nuns at my school looked like that, it wouldn't have been as bad getting abused by them

Try this one weird trick...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Stealing

Elmo saves!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Is he related to Trump?

The devil is apparently above average.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

(again) Lucky Devil

Well, that's one kind of worship for sure.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Careful. Supposably he knocked some hussy up a couple thousand years ago

How to save at tax time.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Ahh. Not worth it

Swim Forrest swim!!!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Run! Run! Save your ass

Truth be told here..

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Prove it. Show us both of your birth certificates

Oh to be a fly on the wall for this one..

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Now I'm tempted to do it

Prof. Magilla

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

"And it was after the nuclear holocaust that we took over and put your asees in cages"

I couldn't resist!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Where are his brothers? Lee tow, Da Um, Stu Pee, and Whu Gevo? I tried

I'd have to one first.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

So do you play it with your pecker?

Sounds about right.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Well his greatest enemy evidently failed math

How Y’all, Youse and You Guys Talk. Survey that can predict where you are from based on the words ...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Accurate for me. From "out west"

dankmemes

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

You tell em, Bernie !

Some more I found that I enjoyed.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Nice trio

Count on it!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Ummm that's the wrong way

Sounds like ?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

No photos and it didn't happen

A Lego-ist??

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

How much wood would a woody want ........I thought I was going somewhere with that

We can celebrate the small victories.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

That's exactly where I set the bar

You in trouble...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Run! Or hop

Hate when that happens

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Oh shit

Aww, good kitty

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Every cat in the world

Don't know

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Post them on social media

Let's have some fun with this one..

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Diapers

I don't know if it would do anything for my complexion, but I'd still use it!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Looks like it must be cold wherever that photo was taken

Big.. is not a word to be used in the same sentence.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

With those teeth I'm thinking oral is out of the question

It's a "trending" thing

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Good one

The internet can be a tad ironic at times

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Not the famous person I've been hoping to hear is dead

Very true you know, you should try it too...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Damn! He's right!

Ooopsy Daisy

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Lol.

Be brave, be very brave!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

He's safe. They don't use real chickens

Even nature have it more often than some people

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Wow he shore has a woody

Great minds think alike....or steal eachother's shit.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Copying is the highest form of flattery

Mystery solved...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Whose the lucky devil?

Zuckerberg!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Lol

I see your drinking 1%. Does that mean you think you're fat? Cause you're not. You could be ...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

No. I'm fat

I mean wtf?!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

I hate when my imagination gets all creepy on me like that when I'm trying to wax my weasel

Give us a sine!!! (This is a joke, remember.)

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

I'll admit. I had to look the word up

29 years apart Bloom County prescience

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Wow

And then there's this a-hole....

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Excellent

Clinton's model

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Never a fan of hers, but I'd give my left nut to have her in rather than the Orange Douchebag.....Two bad options in 2016.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Herpes.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

That is worse

Bad day? I k not!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Ouch

According to a recent survey, most couples have sex doggie style. He sits up and begs for half an...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Nice

"Sarcasm will get you nowhere in life," my boss told me. I said, "Well it got me to the ...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Gullible boss

Weekend Update on Oklahoma Teacher's Arrest - SNL... [youtube.com]

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Weekend Update is usually my favorite part of the show

Today's theme crazy

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Embrace the insanity, but don't slip it the tongue

Breaking news

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

So many assholes in the news to keep track of these days

This made me laugh.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Mr Bean!

Ouch!!!!!!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Birds of a feather

Plain and simple

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Couldn't they of made him less of an asshole?

Suck it up, that's the only sappy crap you will get from me

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

I don't get the joke here

Now they tell me

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Hell I can do that at home

How's that sammich?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

I wonder how that blood tastes

Where are Eric and Bill? Anyone else notice those two are pretty quiet?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Maybe they got arrested

Whoo! left overs!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

I guess the cats safe for tonight

Tomato tomah-to

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

I wouldn't recommend it

Just keep driving

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Must be Nebraska

You're screwed

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Stealing this

Bowling ball technic

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

You're not holding back tonight, Captain

Suicide tree

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Oh shit! LMAO!

Out of lemonade

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Sometimes you have to diversify

Really not

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

I'm guessing not good

A little Levity

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Lol

I made a mistake and am now being shamed for it, I went out with a couple of friends because it was ...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Great answers here. You have nothing to be ashamed of

Hmmm something to ponder

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Dumbass questions on so many levels. We should not have, probably paid, days off when others do because we don't share in their delusion? Do these people even know how to think?

Who do you look up to the most? and why?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Bernie Sanders. He's stayed honest and continues to fight for the people after decades in politics.

Why does it seem that some people go out of their way to be unpleasant? I've often upset a someone ...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

So self absorbed they don't see or care about the feelings of others

I can relate.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G6Z-DQGqM90

Your Attention Please. Passengers flying to Miami Flo. Please join the queue

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Must be fall migration of the snowbirds

Meanwhile in Miami

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

OK whose getting the golf ball?

Trivia answer...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Oh boy

Seems normal to me...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

I fixed that problem. I don't have any one come over anymore.

Word to the wise

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Sorry, no can do.

Watch Out There

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Remember? Taxes are bad so no money to fix them

Let's hope not.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Think she knew what kind of brownie it was before she ate it.

Found this to be humorous

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

My hometown of Laramie, Wyoming has a Kum and Go. False advertising though. I found out the hard way it is really Kum and Get Arrested

I was with her.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Good choice

Only in America, lost in translation.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Must have been too big to go all the way Inn

My wife called and said, "Can I get you anything?" I said, "Get me something to make me look sexy."...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Ha!

One more missionary joke. A missionary is trying to teach a tribe of natives english. He has the ...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Ha!

Who cares, man.

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

It was so worth losing the ball

Is it hypocritical for me, as an atheist, to celebrate religious holidays?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

It's fine. When we leave the religion we can also leave the guilt. Atheism for me is a "freeing experience". I'm not going to now feel guilty and restricted for doing what I like, in the name of Atheism. Enjoy the holidays

Why is everyone looking for love? Cant we just agree that we would be happy finding someone to get ...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

You're right.

A friend posted online asking what if we could live forever. So I told him this and I to believe it....

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

I've always liked that idea, and have no problem with people who believe it. They are almost always cool, don't try to control or pass judgement on me, and it's a cool idea. It also doesn't try to undermine science....As an atheist we can get along

Seeing the sights!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Funny

How to help a victim of a narcissist?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

As a therapist I see this scenario way to often. It is confusing and frustrating for the people who really care about the person in an abusive relationship. I'm guessing the more you point out her characteristics to him the more he defends her. It's tough. Therapy could help if he's willing to go. Not couples counseling. Individual counseling. Even with therapy it's no guarantee, but I've had people who were able to get out of their "psychological entrapment" and leave. The chances of a narcissist changing is slim. You are in a tough position. It's hard to do a balancing act. If he does open up to you about his concerns with the relationship just listen. If you start agreeing too much with him he very well could "flip" and go back to defending her. I guess, as corny as it sounds, just be there for him if he decides to face his fears and get out. And take care of yourself. It's hard to be in such a powerless position, especially with a child and "grandchildren?". Good chance he will come around on his own time. If you can, talking to a therapist might help... wouldnt hurt. Take care

Fake news and Reality

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

I do it more often than I used to, and we tend to be an accepting bunch. Welcome!

What is better - to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

For me, to be born good. I'm not very ambitious

It is said that the way to a mans heart is to keep his stomach full and his balls empty. Is the ...

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

We are simple beasts. Waiting on more comments on this post.......Could be good ....