Oldie, but relavent to my day.

Tooreen comments on Feb 19, 2019:

I'm going to try this

Tinkering.

Tooreen comments on Feb 19, 2019:

It will never be the same again

Testing the National Emergency Broadcasting System If this had been a real emergency, President ...

Tooreen comments on Feb 19, 2019:

He is a god

Martha Stewart is ok in my book. [scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net]

Tooreen comments on Feb 19, 2019:

Didnt she go to jail for lying to fbi?

Cum baby cum🤗

Tooreen comments on Feb 19, 2019:

What's cum like,now she nose?

He never knew what hit him

Tooreen comments on Feb 19, 2019:

But he never never ever did that again

Ok. a gay man perhaps.

Tooreen comments on Feb 19, 2019:

Jolly well done old sport, I say jolly well done! I'm thinking she told him to eat it or else

Poverty exists because.......

Tooreen comments on Feb 19, 2019:

Partly true, we outnumber the rich but insist on letting them set the terms of our exsistance. We also look for a leader to answer and fix social ills. We are the answer. Educate,Organize,sacrifice our time. Join a Union. Lift ourselves up our knees and insist on a fair society.

Really wishing I had someone to just hold me.

Tooreen comments on Feb 19, 2019:

Yearning longing to be held is most human of you, you are not alone. Knowing we are all worthwhile and deserving happiness I empathize. Possibilities are boundless, we are free to be

"Wolf, wolf" Apparently he doesn't understand the damage he is doing to his cause

Tooreen comments on Feb 19, 2019:

Is it official I dont follow the gossipy news

Makes me want to rewatch the movie.

Tooreen comments on Feb 17, 2019:

Outstanding, like a farmer in his feild

So, anyone wish to make a prediction about tomorrows Happy 'ME' day tweet?

Tooreen comments on Feb 17, 2019:

It will contain more vowels than consonants

When you've spent all your

Tooreen comments on Feb 17, 2019:

https://www.popularmechanics.com/technology/gadgets/a25945/potato-launcher-history/ Not half baked?

Draw me like one of your French girls.

Tooreen comments on Feb 17, 2019:

Eyes like Mona Lisa & if you move they follow

rear lips. :D

Tooreen comments on Feb 17, 2019:

On so many levels??? Where chicken nuggets come from???

Caption this...

Tooreen comments on Feb 17, 2019:

Well Planted

How can you tell...

Tooreen comments on Feb 17, 2019:

Koch Kristian Konservative

A Holly Jolly VD Greeting!

Tooreen comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Ditto

Yes, I'm safe:

Tooreen comments on Feb 15, 2019:

I have the best words and a great brain

How to attract Bigfoot

Tooreen comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Etch a sketch

Who wants lotion for Valentine's Day?

Tooreen comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Oh yes please

Comments?

Tooreen comments on Feb 14, 2019:

She feels betrayed. Not a good start to married life. Kinda rushed the whole thing from hello to wedding night in 12 months. He evidently embarrassed kept it quiet. Can they get past the shortcomings? The world waits

Happy Valentine's Day On February 14around the year 278A.

Tooreen comments on Feb 14, 2019:

So why did they call him Claudius the cruel?

One can dream...

Tooreen comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Be realistic that horse is photoshopped #1 And your better than the broccli #2 pull on your #ridemesideways boots and get out there

Some lovely Valentine poems.

Tooreen comments on Feb 13, 2019:

Wtf pornhub is down?

If trump wins again

Tooreen comments on Feb 13, 2019:

Sinclair broadcast group has just issued an edict every time a broadcaster mentions president trimp they must whisper blessed be his name

Y, O Lord...Y???

Tooreen comments on Feb 13, 2019:

Solve using pi ! Q.E.D.

I'm not crying, you're crying: NASA's Mars Opportunity rover is officially dead

Tooreen comments on Feb 13, 2019:

"I'll be back" hehehe the real last message

I brought my first recruit to the asylum. Please welcome my good friend [agnostic.com]

Tooreen comments on Feb 13, 2019:

The inmates are in charge!

...change my mind.

Tooreen comments on Feb 13, 2019:

Do you have a mind to change

So much facepalm

Tooreen comments on Feb 13, 2019:

I'm just here to get a point so there's that

Even if you don’t like the taste swallow it!

Tooreen comments on Feb 13, 2019:

If you don't eat it tonight guess what you get for breakfast

Reminds me of Philly...

Tooreen comments on Feb 13, 2019:

With attitude?

Here are the next two, pull these four & next time eight will go up! Again, & sixteen! I'm on ...

Tooreen comments on Feb 13, 2019:

Maybe its not the image but the severe lack of text Its not like your God given right.Right?

Valentine's Day is coming up.

Tooreen comments on Feb 13, 2019:

Possibilities, in a word. Single but happily romantic. Best memory is a shared seduction.

Some memes for all of you. I hope you enjoy them.

Tooreen comments on Feb 13, 2019:

Can I steal your meme