Happy Saturday; here are some points to ponder on a gorgeous sunny Saturday (at least how it is here around noon on BC's Sunshine Coast (LLOL). Enjoy! #humour

• Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?

• What if my dog only brings back my ball because he thinks I like throwing it?

• If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?

• Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C?

• Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn't it be called double V?

• Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and it just takes 75-100 years to fully work.

• Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.

• The word "swims" upside-down is still "swims".

• Intentionally losing a game of rock, paper, scissors is just as hard as trying to win.

• 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.

• Your future self is watching you right now through memories.

• The doctors that told Stephen Hawking he had two years to live in 1953 are probably dead.

• If you replace "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When", you get the answer to each of them.

• Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it.

• If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than there were before.

• If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday, we'll just call it "2's Day". (It does fall on a Tuesday)

• 100 years ago a Twenty Dollar bill and a Twenty Dollar gold piece were interchangeable. Either one would buy a new suit, new shoes and a night on the town. The Twenty Dollar gold piece will still do that.