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Hello my heathens. What crazy thing did I do an hour ago? I woke up too early and decided, "well. shit. Let's take a run." Boy did that suck, but I feel good. Two things I've discovered, it that running kills my appetite, but supercharges my libido.

That's really a mixed blessing because I have no food in the house in regards to that first one, and I have no volunteers for hundreds of miles for the second...

...have super blessed day!

onlyduh 7 June 11
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You don't need volunteers - conscript one! ... and then make a meal of him before giving back!

Petter Level 9 June 11, 2018

@onlyduh Try adding some salted butter, as one does when eating a strong radish.

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I would masturbate and then be hungry again!

Took the words out of my mouth - rub one out and have a sandwich

@onlyduh - ?

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Damn, now you tell us.

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