Most people in jails are religious. Either it's true, or we atheists/agnostics are really good criminals and are great at hiding things. Must be our demon ways.

Very true...

Nope, no argument from me.

No.

I can argue with anything.

First off, this is not a fact as it cannot be proven or used as evidence for anything. It may be correct but that doesn't make it a fact, it's still an opinion.

Secondly, god, Jesus, and Mohammed are all the "good" forces in the fiction of religion. The reasoning behind all of that child abuse and crime is typically to avoid Satan therefore, it is not in Satan's benefit, but he is the option the victim is being driven to avoid. So god and Satan are really opposite sides of the same fictional coin.

Lastly, there is an adverse ratio of followers to count values versus percentages. Out of all the Satan worshippers (not Church of Satan) and all the Jesus worshippers, I'd actually say there is most likely a higher percentage of Satan worshippers who have committed these acts than Jesus worshippers.

I'll be here all week, try the veal.

Oh no, really, dang I'm going to have to renounce my Satanism now.

Most people here probably agree with this.

And even less in the name of GOD LESS HEATHENS..

Me argue with Carl Sagan. Get real.