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The difference between the three mayor religions:

Christians: Talk to the sky.

Jewish: Talk to the walls.

Muslims: Talk to the floor.

#religions #muslims #Christians
DUCHESSA 8 June 23
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Hehehe

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Level 3

I So loved this...
And if you really think about it, its actually very true...

And they demand respect for these stupid behaviors. LOL
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Level 8

Thanks for the laugh. ??

I had to share this meme. 🙂
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Hindus: talk to a river
Zoroastrians: talk to fire
Buddhists: talk to nothing

Each sect has the right to be as stupid as it wants.

@DUCHESSA
Those are actually separate religions, not sects.

@Gatovicolo Dear, the difference between sect/cults and religions IS ONLY THE NUMBER OF MEMBERS THEY HAVE. So, they are sects, poison containers, cults, garbage cans, putrid flesh, religions, toilets....OK, dear?

@DUCHESSA
The difference between sects and religions lie in that religions have sects. Religions are not sects. Protestants have Methodists, Baptists, Shakers, Quakers....... Muslims have Shi’ites and Sunni’s. Buddhists have Theravada, Mahayana..... please don’t confuse the issue.

@Gatovicolo Dear. that's no how I nor how many people see it. To me and to many intelligent people the "divisions /sects" you mention are all branches of the same poisonous tree...IAW, call it religions / sects / cults or whatever...are the same garbage....their internal approaches to the same imaginary friends universalize the individual definitions.
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Level 7

Love it. Brilliant!

Yes, it shows human idiocy has no limits. 🙂
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Btw, the Hindus, Confucians, Buddhists might disagree about the three major religions.

Isn't that the case with each one of this sects?

Ask me if I care what religious people think.
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Thoughts and prayers

No cursing (prayers) here. 🙂
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If only talking to an imaginary friend was the worst thing they did ...

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The Jewish religion is necessarily observationally based, scientific, logical, etc. It is necessarily a belief system rooted in necessary truth but ignorant people from the low-intelligence religions don't read jewish scripture, and think it's all mythos, like the Bible.

So sorry to disappoint you...but the bible, the koran, the scriptures...are all bulls...t

The Jewish religion has its warts:

[nytimes.com]

That doesn't sound like a belief system that is scientific or logical to me. Yes, there are secular Jews, but I will say they are secular despite their faith not because of it. Many secular jews I know are atheists but like some of the tradition/ritual of the faith.

Gnostical = mystical, belief in god, etc. So, fantasy BS
Good luck using the kaballah to find the truth about anything.

@jerry99 Wrong word, sorry. I had some stream of consciousness in there, and I think I was thinking more about Kabbalist Judaism.

@RPardoe Exactly; I have several Jewish friends who are Atheists but follow the Jewish traditions about life.
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