I've decided that if I'm faced with problems well beyond my capacity to handle or that I may leave immense bills, I shall commit a crime. Oh, nothing awful, but something classed as a felony. I shall make sure that it is a federal crime, too. I know then that I will be cared for and final expenses will be covered. Right now I'm in a quandary over which ski mask I want to use.
Which one do you think would look best on the security cameras?
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I am sure a personal physicist will be of use.
JacarC
Level 8
July 15, 2018
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@Jacar -- What is a personal physicist and how would one be of use?
@evidentialist Krauss told others he was Hitchens personal physicist. I figgered two dudes that intelligent had a clue. Thought i'd tag you.
@Jacar -- Aha....
None. It could be worse. Suck it up and find a way.
Mitch07102
Level 8
July 15, 2018
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@Mitch07102 -- Have you no sense of humor?
Since your plan is to get caught for the free benefits , don't wear a mask , easier to prove you're guilty .
Cast1es
Level 9
July 15, 2018
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You didn't understand. I plan to continue wearing the mask until apprehended.
@evidentialist In at case , choose one that's very comfortable . Maybe the Clark Kent disguise - glasses .
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