Looking for a no soliciting sign, obviously more pointed towards the Bible thumpers in my area. And, I would like it to be funny.
Anyone have suggestions??
I had a friend who posted a sign at the beginning of his long driveway: No Jehova's Witnesses. Don't go away mad, just go away.
I don't have a sign. If I see them coming, I answer the door naked. If I don't, I answer the door, laugh maniacally, stop suddenly, say fuck off, and close the door.
The internet has several. I have a sign for my front door--it is a graphic of bible thumpers with a red diagonal line through the middle of it. If they knock anyway, they run the risk of me telling them to get the f**** off my property, they are trespassing. I don't pull any punches with them. I hate religious door-bangers with a passion.