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Looking for a no soliciting sign, obviously more pointed towards the Bible thumpers in my area. And, I would like it to be funny.

Anyone have suggestions??

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I had a friend who posted a sign at the beginning of his long driveway: No Jehova's Witnesses. Don't go away mad, just go away.

I don't have a sign. If I see them coming, I answer the door naked. If I don't, I answer the door, laugh maniacally, stop suddenly, say fuck off, and close the door.


Yes I do! For private use only. No sharing on the interwebs please.


Here's a good one


Thanks! I have some ideas now and I’ll post when I get it made

Thanks again!


No soliciting!


No solicitors: Portal to hell. (maybe that's a bit harsh). How about "Gateway to damnation"?


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weeman Level 7 July 21, 2018

I used to have a "NO RELIGIOUS SOLICITATION" sign...and, would you believe, it was STOLEN?


How about a mean dog chained up to your front door??


Would these help? 🙂

ipdg77 Level 8 July 21, 2018

Yes! The one exception, Girl Scout Cookies.


How about 'I'm going to hell. Why don't you do the same?'


The internet has several. I have a sign for my front door--it is a graphic of bible thumpers with a red diagonal line through the middle of it. If they knock anyway, they run the risk of me telling them to get the f**** off my property, they are trespassing. I don't pull any punches with them. I hate religious door-bangers with a passion.

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