Just something I saw years ago that cracked me right up. Here's the video.
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@Surfpirate Ohh that's funny. I'm going to try that with my customers !!!!!!

@patchoullijulie Just don't try to be that upbeat and perky, I think it might cause brain damage or maybe it's the result of brain damage. It could be an either or situation.

@Surfpirate ohhh..... now your just bein' a fun sponge!

@Surfpirate I actually do deal with a woman over the phone in a work related situation, and I am not exaggerating when I say that her manner is eerily similar to the sparkly woman in the video. It really is all I can do not to laugh at her.