A preacher asked a group; "Who wants to go to heaven?" All but one raised their hand. The preacher asked that one; "Don't you want to go to heaven when you die?" The one who didn't raise his hand said; "Oh, I thought you were trying to get up a group to go right now."
So many religionists say they can't wait to meet Jesus. But watch them arm themselves to the teeth and take every advantage to prolong their life. It seems meeting Jesus will have to wait a little longer.