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shebaloney 6 Aug 22
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Level 9

I smoked with a stripper because l love marijuana. The accuracy of this thing is uncanny!

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Level 6

I doubt the boobs part

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Level 9

Lol.

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Level 9

I needed a bag of weed because is sexy like that. I don't even smoke weed... and when I smoked it 40 years ago was to get high, not because it was sexy!!!

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Level 8

I shanked the kool-aid man because I have a noodle in my nose.

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Level 7

I ran shirtless with a toothbrush because hoes keep stealing my tacos.

That is a really good reason to do that. I have wondered.

@dalefvictor what I failed to mention was I made a shiv out of my toothbrush cause those hoes need to learn not to steal my tacos! ?????

@StephC Steeling tocos is the worst. I do not know how you put up with it.
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Level 8

I smoked with the cookie monster because I've got abs

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Level 5

I ate my lover because I love to snort cocain. I’m sure she enjoyed it lol

PaulD Level 5 Aug 22, 2018
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Level 7

I smoked with a bowl of cereal because I had to.
True story

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Level 7

I needed a teletubby because I love marijuana..okay

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Level 7

I can't even repeat mine on public.

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Level 9

There is no way I stabbed a horse and have amazing boobs. I love animals and for the for the boobs thining, I don`t mind fondling someone else's as long as they are on a woman. (a guy with amazing boobs confusing )

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Level 8

Well, mine is apparently tragic. Looks like I'll have a noodle in my nose a long time because I needed a boyfriend.

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Level 8

I stabbed a pot head because I love marijuana. Now I gots to go to jail where there is no weed, great move.

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Level 9

I stabbed a pot head because hoes keep stealing my tacos. I should have stabbed the thieves and shared with the hungry stoner.

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