Four Rumors about Atheists
- We eat babies: Actually, we prefer toddlers. Their flesh is still tender, but has a slightly gamier taste that suits our palate
- We’re going to burn in Hell: In reality, we’re going to be the ruling class there. The Devil loves people who don’t believe in him. Hail Satan.
- We shower in human blood: Okay, that one is true.
- We perform magic rituals to kill Republicans: Not all atheists are Democrats, you know? Some of us are Republicans, and actually like that orange diaper stain in the office.
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.Some of us are Libertarians. We perform magic rituals to kill Republicans and Democrats (and Communists and Socialists and Fascists and . . . . . . . .)
firecracker
Level 6
Jan 21, 2018
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Also a sublime , slightly chilled Rose' or a full bodied Cab is what I suggest for wines..
Charlene
Level 9
Jan 19, 2018
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@ErichZannIII
wrapped in bacon?
@ErichZannIII
damn shame that..bacon makes everything taste better..
I can't even come close, much less top, any of those, So I'll just keep my mouth shut. You ever try laughing with your mouth shut?
TommyMeador
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Jan 19, 2018
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