When making plans for this weekend:

1. Remember, the judge won't be in until Tuesday
2. Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics
3. Leave your phone in your pocket or purse. No one wants to get your drunken texts or see you mad drunken social media skills
4. What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas only applies if you are, in fact, in Vegas.
5. Stupidity is job security for Police Officers, Paramedics, EMT's, and Fire Fighters. Don't provide even more job security for them than they already get from everyone else.

That's all I can think of at the moment... any others???