"Being a Scientologist, when you drive past an accident...you have to do something about it because you know you are the only one who can really help." - Tom Cruise
I don't know about you, but when several of my bones are broken and I have head trauma and internal bleeding, I am hoping for a Scientologist to show up - because screw ambulances, trauma surgeons, and ER doctors.
That is, I imagine, as comforting as hearing someone at the scene of a tragedy yelling "let me through I'm an aromatherapist"