My coworker is just....too serious. She always scoffs and speaks to me like I'm beneath her.
Today we saw the name "VanLandingham" and I mentioned it made me thing of flying pigs landing.
She "SCOFF how on earth did you get that mental image from that name?"
.....landing.....ham.....ham is from pigs. A flying pig that lands....would be.....landing ham.....
"SCOFF well I'd never think like that"
Maybe that's part of your problem
Okay, so now you just have to mess with her on purpose on the daily. For example say the word "moist", "moist".... That is quite the word that word "moist". It conjures up all kinds off emotions, "moist". What do you miserable coworker think of the word "moist". Bwahahaha!
How sad for her that she has to be such a fun sponge!
She needs to lighten up because life is just way tooooooo short.
OK your work mate has no creative or imaginative bone in her body. To bad as that means she also has no sense of humor. If she does not get what you said what else will she not get. Sounds like a challenge. When you say something and she does not get it do it explain, just smile.
Definitely not a citizen of the ImagiNation. Someone needs to ask her why she had her sense of humor surgically removed.
I got a pig that can land a flying van. A van-landing ham.
People like your co-worker need to lighten up. I chuckled when you mentioned flying pigs. It is funny.