Something I wrote last year to make light of my continuous dating woes, and the oversexualization of modern courtship. This was made in jest, so don't "@ me". It's a joke and not reflective of an entire group of people.
Me and dating: Let's talk, see where it goes?
Typical guy and dating: unzips pants
Me and dating: My passion is writing, cooking, beauty stuff. I'm also interested Dungeons and Dragons, I'm not that good at it, but it's fun. How about you?
Typical guy and dating: unzips pants
Me and dating: You know what would be fun? Maybe a studio ghibli, Tim Burton or cheesy 80s action movie binge watch. Decadent snacks included!
Typical guy and dating: unzips pants
Me and dating: What a nice day out, we should totally walk a trail and have a nice picnic!
Typical guy and dating: *unzips pants
girl worth having deciding between both:
Put that stupid thing away!
Let's go!
One track minds! If they are so sex starved they could actually go and pay a sex worker for relief instead of looking for a freebie!
well ... if they can find a equally sex starved match ... why not?
@PontifexMarximus Too needy....we tend to never be that needy!
@Marionville who is "we"?
@PontifexMarximus I thought it was a post about guys wanting nothing but sex and as it has been written by a woman I am identifying with her and therefore am calling us we. In other words women.