Evidence for God's handiwork.
Now, spectacles had not been invented when God made man, right? That is incontrovertible, right? You must all agree. Well, look where He placed our nose relative to our ears! You must agree that He was clever and therefore this is proof of our creation about 187 years ago by Him.
that's funny because there are at least two creation myths (alaskan and greek) in which the nose is actually placed on the human face upside down. in the greek myth, prometheus and his brother epimetheus are given the reward of being able to create the earth/world. epi wants to create humans but he puts the noses on upside down, and people have to stand on their heads when it rains. pro fixes that, of course.
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