I didn't get the presidential (as if) alert today because....
I have an Obamaphone! Bwahahahaha!
So, hang on, what kind of phone do you all have? Mine's a Motorola with Verizon. I wonder which was the deciding factor.
So that's why I didn't get one. I'm keeping this phone!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, Obamaphone! Doo Doo Dee Doo Doo doot!
I don't think I got the alert, either. No idea why but I'm not gonna look that particular gift horse in the mouth.
Ugh, I did, and said that (UGH) out loud, the looks I felt (like I could bother to look up) were worth it!?