This will be the ninth apocalypse I've survived. I'm getting better at this every year.
Can't wait for all the blessed and the righteous to be whisked away to heaven.
Gonna move all my friends and family into their homes. Dibs on Pat Robertson's mansion!
(Also, I'm still surprised that people are still saying that "Y2K didn't happen" as if Y2K was a hoax. It would have happened if we weren't educated about it and if we didn't prepare for it.
If programmers didn't re-check their work for the Y2K bug, imagine the turmoil the world would be in if financial institution's computers used Jan 1 0000 in their calculations instead of Jan 1 2000. Programs/computers that had dates stored incorrectly would have reset to year 0 after 1999 ticked over to 2000. That was the Y2K bug which we averted through education and action.)
Lol I'm holding out for the zombies. At least that apocalypse will be entertaining.
One more and you can cash it in on your free immortality card!
You can collect your immortality card now...
Goodie going to splurge and get lots of shit....maybe even buy popcorn and a soda at the movies....then world ends do not have to pay bills
The fellow is caught up on the number 666. The earliest papyrus shows the number as 616, but that is academic. If all the churches of the world will send me 1000$ in gold bullion. I will pray to the god of no apocylapso and save the world...but i need your help today!
Geeze... I use to think about this... what a joke!
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