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Lee Greenwood's Proud to be an American rewritten to more accurately reflect our current condition:

~Ejner Fulsang

Ah'm proud to be an Amerrykun!
Where at least Ah know Ah'm free!
Ah don't suck at the gumment tit!
Mah tent pitched under a tree!
Part time job as a Wal-Mart greeter!
No gumment bennies fer me!
Watchin NASCAR on TV!
Don't need no college degree!
My wife died from preventable disease!
Health care from the GOP!

Okay, so Ejner took a little license, but you get the idea....

evidentialist 8 Oct 17
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That's it, the trailer park mentality.

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