Gemini Wood Dragons solve the unsolvable. I have a working prototype of a data processor that runs 5 times faster than the fastest Intel and costs 20 cents, a physics equation for time travel, and plans for eliminating fraud on the internet.

Sounds fishy to me. Maybe it is why you always swim uphill. Dang, need a third joke.

The cat sat on the mat, to eat a tin of Whiskers.

Bears love to eat Salmon.

Perhaps in Jewish astrology you are a bagel. Then you can be lox and bagel. Anyway, you can take heart that "Native American astrology" is not a real thing, that is, it is in no way traditional. It's something white people invented to make money. I guess that makes it close to European astrology.