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Does anybody know what kind of company I should be applying to with this professional background? Sorry the formatting is so trash, apparently this platform isn't good for documents.

Fully True and Honest Curriculum Vitae
Family background
• Economically diverse
• Parents: educated, worked in public transportation
Early education
• Rural public schooling
• Gifted program: Excel +, 3 years
• Beginning psychic energy work(through my mother)
Secondary education
• Heavy involvement in theatre and drama(both in and out of the public schools)
• Technically still in public school, although withdrawing
• First intensive, in-person psychic experiences, age 12
• Began studying wicca and witchcraft, age 13
• First attempts at treatment for ADD, age 14
o These attempts are unsuccessful and halt at age 16
• Enrolled in Leaders in Learning alternative HS Senior year, extremely strong grades here
Early adult life
• Odd jobs
• Community college
• Volunteer state managing
• More intensive witchcraft and tarot reading
• First begin studying Arabic in 2004
• Extensive work for Landmark Theatres between 2006 and 2015
o Office administration/Publicity
o 35mm film projection
• Gave up witchcraft in 2010, became a convinced atheist
Move to San Francisco in 2012
• San Francisco State University
o Anthropology
o Arab and Muslim Ethnicities and Diasporas
o Involvement in the General Union for Palestine Students
• Involvement in Black Lives Matter, Block the Boat, and Women’s Marches
• Newer, more effective management for Neurodiversity issues
• Work for Cinema SF exhibitor
o Theatre management
o Publicity
o Digital projection
• Became a practicing Satanist 2016

KJThomas 6 Oct 24
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This is not a resume what so ever, it says nothing about your talents that may have value allowing a financial investment in you. What can you deliver in return>
I assume this is joke you are presenting and if not, please seek out an employment counselor. You need a resume, not a bullet format of your mind.

EMC2 Level 8 Oct 25, 2018
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What are your actual degrees or certifications?
What are your verifiable jobs and what were you key responsibilities?
e.g. what does "theatre management" mean? Those two words don't tell me squat about what you actually did or what you achieved in that position.

"involvement in BLM" = means, maybe, you got out of bed and held a sign for a few hours. Nothing of merit. Not even verifiable. Maybe you just watched it on TV and discussed it with a few friends.

None of your personal beliefs should be on a real CV/Resume.
And no one cares about your parents or what they did. I'm not interviewing or hiring them.

This feels more like a "look at me!" Instagram brag than a CV.

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ISIS infiltrator?

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Perhaps Antifa?

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I’m not sure, but I would skip putting ‘Beginning psychic energy work’ on a resume.

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