Good news, I'm alive and well after my sister's catholic wedding this past weekend. I didn't catch on fire while entering the church. Two minor accidental slippups though. I had a short snicker during the ceremony on accident that I don't think anyone noticed and wasn't thinking and said "goddamn" in the back room after the ceremony just a few feet from the pastor. He didn't hear me though so all good.
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.Before the wedding of a friend's daughter, I leaned over to his brother, who was leafing through a bible, and said, "He dies on page 632."
GeorgeRocheleau
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Oct 30, 2018
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Hilarious! Love your sense of humor.
It's hard for me to keep a straight face when people say grace.
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