Make sure to vote tomorrow my dear American friends. Even in London, over 3,600 miles from Washington, we can feel and suffer from the stupidity and fecklessness that emanates from your White House. You're not just voting for yourselves, you are voting for a better world.
I apologize for the state of our Union. I would like to assure you that this is a strictly temporary problem. We will be applying Fascism-Be-Gone nationwide. In the meantime, please forgive some of us who are clearly without manners, or worse, conscience, and besot with fear and greed.