I should never be alone with my thoughts for longer than the recommended dosage.

Why didn't Popeye the Sailor Man just scream "fuck it" and rule the country? So long as he has a steady stream of canned spinach, he has unlimited strength. Rob a bank, purchase a few farms, hire some spinach farmers... boom! Domination of a country in less than a year.

Speaking of ill-conceived super powers, invisibility is an almost outdated power. Sure, you could sneak into the locker room and (tee-hee) see somebody naked, but now we have the internet - where the porn lives.
Nor could you rob a bank; there are infrared cameras and motion sensors, and other techo stuff. So that's out.
And finally, you couldn't even cross the street without becoming street pizza.

This has been, Adventures in Unrestricted Thinking.