Best response to "You may not believe in god, but god believes in you"?
The best I have heard so far is "So does my pet unicorn."
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.What the Christian god "believes about me" is that I am a wicked, vile sinner who must burn and choke and scream in eternal perdition unless I believe in him without evidence. And THEN suddenly he supposedly will accept and love me, but will in no way demonstrate this love, I simply have to believe it just because it's asserted in an old book. That's about right, yes?
mordant
Level 8
Nov 25, 2018
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"Have you any idea how fucking stupid that makes you sound, you bloody fool,"
LenHazell53
Level 9
Nov 25, 2018
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Oh yeah? Which one? Zeus, Allah, Ra, Thor, Jesus.....
Timmythinks
Level 4
Nov 25, 2018
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I just either say nothing or if I’m feeling like I need to kill their smugness, I say thank you but I think you are confusing me with someone else.
Marionville
Level 10
Nov 25, 2018
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Depends on who well I know the person and how snarky I wish to be...but the first thing that pops in my head:
You have direct proof of my existence in front of you.....I might change my mind if I were to see the some proof for the existence of your god....
RPardoe
Level 7
Nov 25, 2018
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When I grew up, I put away childish things - and that includes imaginary Friends...
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Nov 25, 2018
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