I'm thinking about going into the local funeral home and doing some pre-planning. How much do you think they would want for a funeral like George Bush's getting?
We each paid a few bucks for it...do you have that many friends? You only need about 1/2 billion friends to kick in a dollar and you are set....
I'm leaving, hopefully, money for a kegger and a bunch of weed (for the kids-they don't really drink) and a kick-ass playlist. Prob some food too. I want my my ashes put in a coffee can or something recyclable, they can dump 'em wherever they like. I hope they have more positive memories than negative.