Biblical Bovine Fertilizer: A Few More Odd Bods and Sods Loony Tunes.

It should come as little surprise that some (even most) of the extreme Christian right-wingers are more than just a few neurons short of being totally sane (although not necessarily in a clinical sense). Having already bucketed Glenn Beck and his sidekick David Barton; Jerry Boykin, Jonathan Cahn, Bryan Fischer and Michele Bachmann, here’s a compilation from a lot of their peers as related by the following headlines culled from stories posted on the “Right Wing Watch” website.

*Answers in Genesis Celebrates Growing Crowds at Ark Encounter and Creation Museum. - Posted 5 July 2018

*Jim Bakker: Government Will ‘Mow Down’ Christians for Praying. - Posted 23 March 2016

*Jim Bakker Would Not Be Surprised If the Government Stormed His Studio and Arrested Him for Teaching the Bible. - Posted 4 April 2016

*Jim Bakker: People Are Trying To Kill Me for Believing the Bible. – Posted 26 August 2016

*Jim Bakker: Apache Helicopters Are Mentioned in the Bible. – Posted 14 November 2017

*Jim Bakker: I Can’t Even Preach the Gospel Because Those Who Hate God ‘Want To Kill Me’. – Posted 20 December 2017

*Jim Bakker Says the Death of Billy Graham Is a Sign the End Times Have Begun. – Posted 1 March 2018

*Jim Bakker: ‘They’re Going to Be Assassinating Preachers of the Gospel Soon’. – Posted 2 August 2018

*[Kirk] Cameron: America Was Modeled on the ‘Hebrew Republic Under Moses’. - Posted 14 September 2012

*Ben Carson’s Bible-Based Tax System and Other GOP Adventures in ‘Biblical Economics’. - Posted 7 August 2015

*Ray Comfort Warns America Is Repeating Mistake of Noah’s Flood Due To Evolution, Homosexuality, Big Orgies. - Posted 17 April 2014

*Gloria Copeland: No Need for Flu Shots Because ‘Jesus Himself Gave Us The Flu Shot’. - Posted 1 February 2018

*Creation Museum May Rebuild Solomon’s Temple. - Posted 31 March 2011

*Dave Daubenmire: ‘We Cannot Vote For Hillary Clinton Because Women Are Not To Have Authority over Men’. - Posted 11 October 2016

*Robert Gagnon at FRC [Family Research Council]: Bible Says Gay Sex Worse Than Incest. - Posted 18 June 2014

*‘Welcome to the War’ – Jim Garlow’s New Book On ‘Biblical Applicationalism’. - Posted 22 September 2016

*Louie Gohmert Links Homosexuality to Noah’s Flood. - Posted 11 October 2016

*John Hagee Winds Up Debunking His Own ‘Blood Moons’ Theory. - Posted 6 April 2015

*[John] Hagee: Christians Must ‘Storm the Voting Booths and Vote the Bible’. - Posted 6 October 2015

*[Matthew] Hagee: Healing In Jesus’ Name ‘Works Every Time’. - Posted 23 May 2013

*[Matthew] Hagee: ‘If Man Says Something That Is Contradictory to What God Says, Man Is Lying’. - Posted 30 October 2015

*[Matthew] Hagee: It Is Not Climate Change; it’s The Imminent Return of Jesus Christ. - Posted 30 May 2014

*Matthew Hagee: Christians Cannot Support Gay Marriage or Abortion Rights Because They Must ‘Vote the Bible’. - Posted 3 September 2014

*Ken Ham Calls On Christians to Reclaim Rainbow from ‘Anti-God’ LGBTQ Movement. - Posted 3 August 2017

*Linda Harvey Wonders If Christians Can ‘Trademark the Rainbow’ to Prevent It from Being ‘Raped’ By LGBTQ Activists. - Posted 28 June 2017

*Mike Huckabee Promises Christians That the ‘Sons of Isaac’ Will Defeat the ‘Sons of Ishmael’. - Posted 15 September 2014

*Mike Huckabee: I’m Not Homophobic, Just Applying Biblical Rules on Gay Rights. - Posted 23 January 2015

*Mike Huckabee: Chapel Services in Public Schools Will End School Shootings. - Posted 26 January 2015

*[Robert] Jeffress: Jews, Mormons, Muslims and Gays Are Going To Hell. - Posted 8 October 2011

*Robert Jeffress: Trump’s Evangelical Critics Don’t ‘Take the Bible Seriously’. - Posted 4 January 2018

*[Rick] Joyner: An Earthquake Is Coming So Stockpile Bibles. - Posted 22 April 2011

*[Rick] Joyner: The Founding Fathers Saw America ‘As a Model for the Coming Kingdom of God’. - Posted 3 January 2014

*Rick Joyner: ‘The Simple Answer to Every One of Our National Problems Is to Turn Back to God’. - Posted 14 April 2016

*[Gordon] Klingenschmitt: ‘American Law Needs to Reflect God’s Law’. - Posted 20 August 2013

*[Gordon] Klingenschmitt Speculates That the ‘Forbidden Fruit’ Eaten By Adam and Eve May Have Been Marijuana. - Posted 9 May 2014

*[Gordon] Klingenschmitt: The Bible Says ‘All the Citizens Ought To Be Armed So They Can Defend Themselves Against Left Wing Crazies’. - Posted 12 May 2014

*[Gordon] Klingenschmitt: America Must Base Foreign Policy on the Bible or Face God’s Judgment. - Posted 4 September 2014

*[Gordon] Klingenschmitt: The Bible Opposes Gun-Free Zones. - Posted 4 February 2015

*[Gordon] Klingenschmitt: Sentencing of Former Egyptian President to Death Is a Fulfillment of Biblical Prophecy. - Posted 28 May 2015

*[Liberty Counsel]: The Whole Point of Public Education Is To Make Sure Kids Can Read the Bible. - Posted 9 June 2011

*Liberty Counsel: True Science Always Reinforces the Bible. - Posted 25 June 2012

*Liberty Counsel Asks Facebook Friends to ‘Like’ Biblical Death Penalty for Gays. - Posted 25 July 2013

*Liberty Counsel Defends Christian School’s Right to Demand Tomboy Student Follow ‘Biblical Standards’ on Gender. - Posted 27 March 2014

*Scott Lively Warns ‘Wedding Songs to Homosexual Marriage’ are Responsible for Noah’s Flood and End Times. - Posted 9 January 2013

*[Janet] Porter: ‘Every Shred of Social Science Research’ Proves the Bible is True. - Posted 29 May 2012

*Janet Porter: Gay Marriage To Blame for Noah’s Flood, Will Usher in End Times. - Posted 22 April 2015

*Pat Robertson: Ignore what the Bible says about Slavery. - Posted 9 July 2012

*[Pat] Robertson Cites Levitical Death Penalty for Gays, Warns the Land Will ‘Vomit You Out’. - Posted 8 July 2013

*Pat Robertson Sidesteps Question about Polygamy in the Bible by Ranting Against Gay Rights. - Posted 26 June 2014

*Pat Robertson: People Don’t Live To Be 950 Anymore Because of Climate Change. - Posted 28 October 2014

*Pat Robertson: Polygamy Was OK in the Old Testament, But Now It’s Wrong. - Posted 21 April 2015

*For Pat Robertson, Levitical Laws Apply To Gays but No One Else. - Posted 12 August 2015

*Pat Robertson: Polygamy Is Biblical, But… - Posted 28 June 2016

*[Rick] Santorum: It Is Our “Obligation” to Make Our Civil Laws “Comport with God’s Laws”. - Posted 28 March 2011

*[Rick] Santorum Warns of ‘Dire Consequences to our Society’ if America Strays from God’s ‘Principles’. - Posted 22 December 2011

*Rick Santorum: ‘Yes We Can’ Put the Bible Back In Public Schools. - Posted 16 March 2015

*[Rob Schenck:] Everything I Needed to Know About Voting, I Learned From Deuteronomy. - Posted 3 November 2008

*CBN’s [Christian Broadcasting Network’s] Erick Stakelbeck Mixes ‘Terrorism Analysis’ with Biblical Prophecy. - Posted 12 March 2012

*[Kevin] Swanson: Halloween Comes from Noah’s Flood. - Posted 1 November 2013

*Lance Wallnau: Trump’s Wall ‘Isn’t about Mexico,’ it’s about Biblical Prophecy. - Posted 19 August 2016

*Lance Wallnau: Trump Will Have an Encounter with God and Start Quoting the Bible ‘At an Unprecedented Rate’. - Posted 28 November 2017

*WorldNetDaily: God May Use Donald Trump to Usher In Second Coming of Jesus. - Posted 11 August 2015

*Health Care Reform Violates All Ten Commandments [according to Wendy Wright, president of Concerned Women of America]. - Posted 5 October 2010

*Religious Right: Bible Dictates Laws & Economic Policy But Islam Not a Religion Because It Is A Political & Economic System. - Posted 18 December 2015

*Texas Public School Course Teaches the ‘Racial Origins Traced from Noah’. - Posted 18 January 2013

*Is Tomorrow’s Lunar Eclipse a Warning about the End Times? Probably. - Posted 7 October 2014

*Texas Approves Textbooks with Moses as Honorary Founding Father. - Posted 21 November 2014

*Young Earth Creationists Take to Times Square to Advertise Noah’s Ark Theme Park. - Posted 10 December 2014

*Tennessee Senate Votes to Officially Honor Bible alongside Sniper Rifle. - Posted 5 April 2016