Truth.

"Oh, yes, Congressman. How are you today?"

"Fine, thanks. Who's your friend."

"Ah, this is Arvind Gupta. He is director of our Algorithm Stealth Adjustment Division."

My favorite part:

"One Democratic lawmaker had a blunt message for his Republicans complaining about Google searches.

“If you want positive search results, do positive things. If you don’t want negative search results, don’t do negative things,” said Rep. Ted Lieu (Cali.). “And to some of my colleagues across the aisle, if you’re getting bad press articles and bad search results, don’t blame Google or Facebook or Twitter, consider blaming yourself.”