Reminds me of a pair of indicators across the highway from one another outside of Red Lodge, MT: at the end of someone's ranch drive way, over the fence gate, fly two flags: the American flag and the Confederate flag. Almost directly across the highway is a billboard that proclaims "Hate has no place in Carbon County!" I want to get a picture of this tableau...
In my experience, at least one of the rednecks will be sneaking next door for some man-on-man action. And he'll be a bottom.
That's a happier ending than I was envisioning.
@CaroleKay happy ending... snigger...