Do robots have penises? [agnostic.com]
It is rumored Mike Pence has one.
Naah
A movie that came out decades ago (I think it was "Hawaii" ) showed a minister being offered a job as missionary for Hawaii but he had to find a wife. He did but was told he had to consummate the marriage. He took a sheet and cut a hole in it so they wouldn't have to see each other's bodies. Sounds familiar.