At home, I have my own bed, I eat ground beef and lots of other yummy things the kids leave around. I finish all the plates, pre-wash everything in the dishwasher and I can bark to come in and out when ever I please even if it is 10 times an hour or 3 AM.
In the summer when it is too hot I just jump in the pool.
When they go on vacation, they take or they put in doggy camp where i play with all my pals for weeks on end. I do come home exhausted.
Why would I want to be a wolf. I am already scared when someone looks at me funny. As a German Shepherd, I have little to no defense against much more aggressive creatures like Yorkshires. I get walked daily and I can take a dump where ever I please.

My mama gives me ham and baby carrots. I have my own bed.
Why the fuck would I ever want to live outside like my ancestors?
That would be crazy. Do I look crazy to you?

We noticed it's warmer and safer inside the house at night too. ??