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Duck walks into a bar. Says to the bar tender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." Bar tender says, "Sorry, don't sell peanuts." The duck leaves.

Next day, duck walks into the bar, "I want to buy some peanuts." Bar tender replies, "I already told you I don't sell peanuts!" The duck leaves.

Next day, the duck walks into the bar, "I want to buy some peanuts!" Bar tender yells back, "I told you, I don't sell peanuts! If you ask one more time, I'll nail you to the wall!" So the duck leaves.

Next day, the duck walks into the bar, "Do you have any nails?" Bar tender says, "Sorry, don't have nails." Duck asks, "Do you have any peanuts?"

Duck walks into a bar. Says to the bar tender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." Bar tender says, "Sorry, don't sell peanuts." The duck leaves.

Next day, duck walks into the bar, "I want to buy some peanuts." Bar tender replies, "I already told you I don't sell peanuts!" The duck leaves.

Next day, the duck walks into the bar, "I want to buy some peanuts!" Bar tender yells back, "I told you, I don't sell peanuts! If you ask one more time, I'll nail you to the wall!" So the duck leaves.

Next day, the duck walks into the bar, "Do you have any nails?" Bar tender says, "Sorry, don't have nails." Duck asks, "Do you have any peanuts?"

kgoodyear 6 Jan 23
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My 10th grade math teacher told this joke often. It was his first year and he told it to every class the first day. I think he was trying to be "hip" and connect with us, but everyone was older than 7.. so he got all blank stares. The way he acted, it seemed like he felt this was the funniest joke in the world. He'd say it every few months and everytime seemed taken back that no one else found it funny. I'd do a smirk giggle sometimes and that made him happy, but it was more geared to him and not the joke.

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I love groaners. Thanks!

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A joke so nice it has to be told twice

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I feel like I just experienced deja vu

Yea, like twice.

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groan... 🙂

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