As a mail carrier I did work in -67F. My eyelids kept freezing shut. They were the only part of me exposed.

I just this weekend welcomed my rescue dog from North Carolina to Wisconsin. The poor thing won't even go outside (it was -4 when I brought him home). It's supposed to be at least this bad all week. I guess I need to be resigned to accidents in the house for a bit. At least he's chosen places that are easy to clean up. But he's spending most of his time on one of his beds, covered up with blankets (he's an American Foxhound mix)

And you're sending it to us !!!

Once, when I was younger, I thought I'd grow a beard. But I lived in a region of ferocious, arctic-like winters. And if I stayed outside for any length of time, stalactites of ice would grow in my whiskers, causing them to clank like wind chimes, when I walked. I finally got tired of clinking, and shaved the thing off!

Yeah, I saw that. We are just getting a glancing blow here in Colorado.