Pearly Gates Jokes...

St. Peter opened the Pearly Gates and standing before him was a preacher, a rabbi, a priest and a young beautiful blonde in a miniskirt. St Peter moved forward, each holy man eager with anticipation, and moving past the men took the young woman by the hand. Fawning all over her he led her through the Pearly Gates like a VIP.

The holy men were astounded and to be frank, irritated. They had each led exemplary lives of devoted faith and each thought St Peter would be overjoyed to see them and were stunned when he hadn't even acknowledged their presence.

Soon St Peter returned and he welcomed the three holy men with warmth and admiration. As he ushered them towards the Pearly Gates the priest stopped and asked, "Please, St Peter, explain the young woman. You treated her as if she was something very special and completely ignored us. We, we don't understand."

St Peter smiled and said, "Well gentleman, that lovely young woman has a little red corvette that she drove at top speeds everywhere she went." The holy men looked perplexed. St Peter continued, "She scared the Hell out of more people than you three and your pulpits put together."