The first part of your 'kinda hope' is guaranteed if he strays even slightly from script. The second part is a little more iffy. Speaker Pelosi, or Nancy as he calls her, is an experienced professional and might be able to maintain her composure. On the other hand, if I were her, I'd look upon this as an opportunity and just ham it up.

I won't be watching, but I look forward to the flood of memes and clever tweets tomorrow.

Kinda not giving a fuck about any of it but y’all enjoy listening to the man y’all despise so much. ??????