My go to response when asked if I believe in GOD is, as a verb or a noun. You can watch on their face how much that hurts their brain. I love messing with people that don't know me. Also, whenever someone(usually high or drunk)say's "You look familiar", I'll comend then on their taste of vintage porn. Is that wrong?
Yeah, heard that one before. My response to "you look familiar": "Depends. Watch a lot of Asian porn?"
Whereas my friend (a gorgeous looking woman) is a bit less narcissistic: "No, but people often mistake me for [a name of famous porn actress]."