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My go to response when asked if I believe in GOD is, as a verb or a noun. You can watch on their face how much that hurts their brain. I love messing with people that don't know me. Also, whenever someone(usually high or drunk)say's "You look familiar", I'll comend then on their taste of vintage porn. Is that wrong?

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The vintage stuff takes you back

Maindawg Level 7 Feb 6, 2019
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Yeah, heard that one before. My response to "you look familiar": "Depends. Watch a lot of Asian porn?"

Whereas my friend (a gorgeous looking woman) is a bit less narcissistic: "No, but people often mistake me for [a name of famous porn actress]."

KenChang Level 7 Feb 6, 2019
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Lol! Almost forgot. When she is feeling particularly naughty, she would push her tongue against her cheek, and then say, "does that look more familiar? " LOL!

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I say “which god”.

Oldcurmudgeon Level 5 Feb 6, 2019
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Depending on who it is, when asked "Do you believe in God?" I will respond "Oh my goodness, NOOOO!" and act as if it's the most ridiculous or embarrassing question EVER.

DeStijl Level 6 Feb 6, 2019
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