Pope Spends Afternoon Filling In Glory Holes All Over St. Peter’s Basilica
[theonion.com]
That must be a huge undertaking. Years ago I visited the Vatican and had to use the toilet. There is no toilet paper in the stalls....you have to buy it from a nun who works in the bathroom. I know this sounds strange but this is a true experience. I figure the Pope makes extra money on the toilet paper concession.