A FEW INTERESTING THINGS ABOUT ME --
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I was a gazebo in a park in my previous life. I was destroyed when a sinkhole opened up beneath me due to groundwater saturation from excessive public urination.
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I'm every woman's dream as long as they reduce their expectations by at least 47%
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My balls emit a high-pitched whine that only dogs can hear and compels them to howl whenever I man-spread.
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I think if humans had evolved from insects instead of apes, we'd all have cockroaches as pets because we'd think they were cuddly and adorable.
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I'm taller than I look.
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.What a refreshing change from the millions who were formerly King Arthur, or at least a Knight of the Round Table.......
AnneWimsey
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Mar 7, 2019
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I was never a Knight of the Round Table but I was a chair that Sir Bedevere sat on once.
@Sgt_Spanky wasn't he the portly one? Geez Louise!
I think my great grandfather had your head mounted on his wall in his den along with a zebra skeleton, a lion rug, and some various old humanoid bones, which after his death were discovered to be mixed with his twenty experimental victims.
Beowulfsfriend
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Mar 7, 2019
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If only I had a quarter for every time someone told me I reminded them that their great grandfather had my head mounted on the wall in his den along with a zebra skeleton, a lion rug, and some various old humanoid bones, which after his death were discovered to be mixed with his twenty experimental victims. I'd be wealthy enough to buy a pack of gum.
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