Bad joke: A masochist and a sadist go out on a date. Both, especially the masochist, are on edge all evening. They have dinner, see a movie, and have drinks. As they reach the masochist's apartment door, the masochist can no longer contain themself. The frustrated masochist falls to the floor prostrate and begins to beg, "hit me, punch me, bite me, hurt me, please." To which the sadist replys, "No."