You need to ask these bible punchers if they've heard the bad news, give it a try I'm it'll make you feel better.

Regards Jimbo

Lol, that’s a new one. Where do they come up with this shit? I was raised in several churches, Christian school for a decade, I’ve read the entire bible at least 3 times and I still don’t know where they got that from.

Just tell them to make like Michael Jackson and ..."Beat it!" LOL!!!

I tell them I'm not interested in Pushers. I consider any one or group that seeks out others to get them 'hooked' on whatever pushers. Door-to-door salesmen, drugs, sales calls, religious groups, etc. are all pushers. If I want any of that, I will go to a dealer. 'God damn the Pusher' by Steppenwolf, written by Hoyt Axton -- while it deals with drug pushers, I still apply it to all pushers.

I don't understand why people waste time with religion solicitors. I had one at the door yesterday trying to hand me one of his pamphlets. I just said, "thank-you, not interested."

Proselitize for another made up good using the same arguments, it is funny to see them looking in a mirror XD.
The flying spaghetti monster is ideal for that.
O just say that Satan is the real good God, he wants us to be free, and an evil god would do exactly what YHWH does, lie and blame the other guy.

Don't you will get arrested. Instead tell him that you would be glad to attend one of their meetings, and listen to them tell you about god. But unfortunately times have moved on, so you can not. Because and while in the past it was quite acceptable for people to go into the poor house and the then called lunatic asylum, to laugh at and mock the afflicted, it is not something that you would want to do, or hope anyone else would want to do today.

This is serious you really can use it.