Fuck ya!

'Fucking', or 'Fokken' in old Anglo-Saxon, literally meant 'the banging of two objects together', and was their slang term for sexual intercourse (Gee. We wonder how they associated that with banging?). Come the Norman Conquest of 1066, the Normans wanted them to say 'coitus'. But the Anglo-Saxons would have none of it. The Normans wanted them to say 'merde', rather than 'shytte'. And they wanted them to stop drinking whiskey, beer, and gin--and instead, take up drinking fermented grape juice. But the Anglo-Saxons would have none of their bloody fokken shytte, and soon had the Normans drinking whiskey, beer, and gin, thus Anglo-Saxonizing the Normans (who also took to saying 'shytte',and 'fuck'. But for some reason, the Church continued to frown on the use of Anglo-Saxon slang words.And the idea that they are inherently 'bad' continues a thousand years later!

Fuckin' awesome. Now I don't have to go all by my fucking self. I can hang out with other fuckers.

Stupid people use that word excessively because they don't know what an adverb or an adjective is.

The Usage Of The Word Fuck
Monty Python

The usage of the word fuck

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the
english language today is the word fuck. Out of all of
the English words that begin with letter F, fuck is the
only word that is referred to as the F-word. It's the
one magical word, just by it's sound can describe
pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as the most words
in the English languages, is derived from German, the
word fricken which means to strike. In English fuck
fall into many grammatical categories.

As a transital verb for instance : "John fucked
Shirley."
As an intransitive verb. "Shirley fucks."

It's meaning is not always sexual.

It can be an adjective such as "John's doing all the
fucking work."
As part of an adverb : "Shirley talks too fucking
much!"
As an adverb enchancing an adjective : "Shirley is
fucking beautiful!"
As a noun : "I don't give a fuck!"
As part of a word : "Abso-fucking-lutely" or
"in-fucking-credible"
And, as almost every word in a sentence : "Fuck the
fucking fuckers!"

As you must realize there aren't too many words with
the versatility of fuck. As in these examples
describing situations such as:

Aggression - Fuck you!
Agreement - Fucking-ay right!
Amazement - Fucking shit!
Annoyance - Don't fuck with me.
Apathy - Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?
Benevolence - Don't do me any fucking favors.
Command - Go fuck yourself!
Confusion - What the fuck?
Denial - I didn't fucking do it.
Despair - Fucked again.
Difficulty - I don't understand this fucking
question.
Directions - Fuck off.
Disbelief - Unfuckingbelievable!
Dismay - Oh, fuck it!
Displeasure - What the fuck is going on here?
Encouragement - Keep on fucking.
Etiquette - Pass the fucking salt!
Fraud - I got fucked.
Greetings - How the fuck are ya?
Hatred of chemistry - Thermofuckingdynamics.
Identification - Who the fuck are you?
Ignorance - He's such a fuck head.
Incompetence - He's a fuck up.
Insight - You're out of your fucking mind!
Laziness - He's a fuck off.
Lost - Where the fuck are we?
Panic - Let's get the fuck out of here.
Passive - Fuck me!
Perplexity - I fucking know all about it.
Philosophical - Who gives a fuck?
Pleasure - I couldn't be any fucking happier!
Question - You ain't fucking me?
Rebellion - Fuck the world!
Resignation - Oh, fuck it!
Retaliation - Up your fucking ass!
Suspicion - Who the fuck are you?
Trouble - I guess I'm really fucked now.
Ugliness - You're a dumb looking fuck.
Wisdom - Fuck that shit!
Wonder - How the fuck did you do that?

Fuck! I fucking fucked that fucking fuck. 5 parts of speech. Still looking for a conjunction. Maybe: I'm looking for a conjunction, fuck, maybe someone could do a better job.