Richard Dawkins called me today to congratulate me on becoming Level 6!!!
He told me a few things like, "when you reach Level 7, you get a call from Christopher Hitchens!" "How is that even possible", I asked? "Trust me", he said! "This site has connections!" He said, "at Level 8, you get a call from Satan, and at Level 9 you get a call from God!" "We are sworn to secrecy because "God is mysterious!" It is only at Level 10 that you get a call from God's God, who it turns out is actually Hanumon the Hindu Monkey God!" Darwin was right! God did come from monkeys!