Well . Lucky me , I had to spend the weekend w a 76 yr old godly woman in DC .
She knows very well that I am an atheist , but every damn opportunity she had the last two days was used to speak of her faith and her happiness been jesus best friend .( and all that crap ).

Now . U have to understand people , calmness and yellow/ mellow , ain't my thing . Yes . I can do it . Especially if is involving sick people or meaningless interactions w random idiots . Sure . No problem . In this case , the lady wasn't random and I am sure I will see her again .

I did not took the bait for two days , and man , u all better give me a medal for that ! UNTIL:
Last encounter for breakfast today , where yours truly ordered a cup of tea . I don't even drink tea , but sore throat and a cold from hell .( how appropriate ?)
The waiter brought a variety of tea envelopes and a cup of hot water . I got one in my cup while the lady picked 4 packs of tea and shoved them in her purse .
And I am like , " what was that Diane ?"
-" I can use these , and I don't want to buy "
And u know , I just couldn't help my big mouth . I said , well , I am sure Jesus wouldn't be happy w u right now , u know , stealing and all ?
And the 76 yr old looked at me guys like I HAVE 3 EYEBALLS , and said : " Jesus knows I am broke and I need this . I will pray and he will forgive me ".
To which I replied , " go ahead motherf Jesus "
I don't think Diane knew that I am capable of such vocabulary I will like to mention that I drove back smilling all the way to my house , no anger , no nothing . I feel great .
And I have a good feeling that I will not have to visit Diane for a looong time